08/10/02
Added Apelinq (beast mode), Buzzsaw (beast mode), Geckobot, Mol (x2), Quickstrike (beast mode). Moved Tigatron to the BW Maximals section.
04/19/02
Added Nightscream (McDonald's).
03/01/02
Added Optimus Primal (Blast Punch).

Digimonk, digital monkeys, Digimonks are the champions! Digital surfing monkeys. Gods, I love this line. Don't underestimate me. I'm more than just a pretty face. Arcee, Maximize! Don't underestimate me. I'm more than just a pretty face. Arcee, Maximize! Don't underestimate me. I'm more than just a pretty face. Arcee, Maximize! Don't underestimate me. I'm more than just a pretty face. Arcee, Maximize! Don't underestimate me. I'm more than just a pretty face. Arcee, Maximize! Don't underestimate me. I'm more than just a pretty face. Arcee, Maximize! Dost thou see me? Hast thou not known the pleasures of a femmebot's touch? Pity. My eyes are like bottomless pits... no, really. Purple suits her so much better than that maroony thing. Man. With an arm like that, imaging the bitch-slaps. Float like a butterfly, sting like A MAWFOCKA. It's either Cheetor or Callista Flockhart. You know, I've really warmed up to this toy recently. Despite its rather bland colors, I like it quite a bit. Sorry if that's not funny. Gee, it's awful lonely here. I wish there were some aquatic Vehicons... Was my MOTHER careful when she jabbed me with the coathanger?! Or 'Burro', as he was gonna be known. Would you like to Super-Size your snot-nosed punk? COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! This is a neat toy, dammit. I'd like you to meet my new sidekick... HANDMAN! I posess all the knowledge of all the Primes there ever were. Yet I STILL don't understand killing yourself over a video game. So, ya like wolves, eh sugar-bot? Woman, you want me, so give me a sign. Lookout, Chip Chase. Flip the bird! Icy-blue cool. What AM I, some kind of samurai turkey? DEATH FROM ABOVE! DEATH FROM ABOVE! Give me a head with HAIR, long beautiful HAIR...

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