08/10/02
Added Jetstorm (Ultra jet mode), Mirage (vehicle mode), Thrust (vehicle mode).
03/01/02
Added Thrust (McD's).
09/24/01
Added Spy Streak, Tank Drone.

Here's how I envision this guy's dialogue. BLARGH! AGH! RIP! HURT! KILL! REAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! *Sigh* Loud, brash... and totally BRAIN DEAD! Me and my pogo-stick lower body... I wish I had a handlebar moustache... Any toy with 'Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?' action is allright by me. G'day. Oi. Bonza. What IS it with Megatron and great big heads? Hello, clearance isle! Horace? Hannibal? Stop calling me Skidmark, dammit! Yeah yeah, I know this isn't REALLY how his vehicle mode goes. I also don't care. Every badass biker needs a posse. Comin' in low outta the rising sun! Scares the hell out of the organics! CHOMPING STOMPING SHOOTING DEATH MACHINE!!! And here's Jetstorm in his summer wear... I might gaze on a submarine... I see your face smiling at me.... Yeah, I'm butch. And you're dead. Look out! The horrible horde of Tank Drones is coming... FOR YOUR KNEECAPS!!! Dammit, he should never have been made Rhinox. It made the Baby Jesus weep. Now THIS guy... HE had bearings of frickin' TITANIUM. HE FLIPPED OFF PRIMAL. C'mon, that's cool. Super-Size THIS, punk.

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