11/02/02
Added Air Hammer, Airazor (Transmetal x3), Cheetor (Transmetal 2), Cybershark (Transmetal 2 beast mode), Eggbird, Gimlet, Heinrad (x2), K-9 (beast), Moon (beast x2), Orcanoch, Packrat (Transmetal), Powerhug, Randy, Rattrap (Transmetal x3), Razorbeast, Rockbuster, Stinkbomb (beast), Tigatron (beast x3).
03/01/02
Added Night Glider, Optimus Minor (blue), Sharpedge.
03/01/02
Revamped all Mugshots. Added Blackarachnia (Transmetal 2), Cheetor (Transmetal x3), Cybershark (T2), Diver (x2), Optimus Minor, Optimus Primal (Optimal), Ramulus, Rhinox (Rallys/Checkers)

(KNOCK KNOCK) 'Who is it?' 'Air shark.' WINGS UP! WINGS DOWN! WINGS OFF! GET IT OVER WITH AND SLEEP TOGETHER! Or Grizzly-1 if you prefer. Is he meant to be colored like some jungle-virus wound? The Maidenform Maximal. You never know where she'll turn up. Shiny cat, shiny cat, what are they feeding you.... Hellcats. Starring Ross Hagen. Green-eyed kitty, foxy kitty... Well, it's kind of a cheetah... on 'roids, perhaps... Beware his prehensile breasts! Pink! Transmetal? Uh, sure, whatever you say. Right. Jaws 5: Judgement Day Jaws 6: Who Gives A Damn Anymore? THIS is the guy who always sits in front of me in the movies. You might be a redneck if... Now THIS is a horrible mental image. Ow ow ow ow ow. Ask which came first and I'll peck your eyes out. Hee hee. He's so silly. I'm so glad to have this guy. And yet, he's still less insipid and insulting than the Taco Bell chihuahua. Shoudln't he turn into a stone statue to stomp turtles? Certainly one of the more... oddly-timed prizes.... TAKOTANK! TAKOTANK! He was in Austria during the Beast Wars. Bonk bonk on the head! People who say that BW2 should be dubbed and brought over here have obviously never seen it. It's like a rabbit and the US cartoon version of CutMan had a baby. I mean... JESUS. Look at this thing. I was gonna make a joke about day-glo and night, but instead I'll just say I can't look at this face and not think 'BAMPH!'. FUNKY DRUNKEN KUNG-FU MONKEY!!! FUNKY DRUNKEN-ON-LABBAT'S-BLUE KUNG-FU MONKEY!!! Godsdammit, get a REAL tech-spec quote. Chiroptmus Primal! Spin me! Shiny monkey breasts! You can see right through his head. Eep. This, sadly, may be the closest we ever get to MUNKYTRUKK. Kill Willy. Ooooh, sparkly! HURT HIM, cyclonus. Hurt him bad. Ask me for a Coke and I'll rip your head off. Sounds more like he should be a Care Bear or something. Butthead. HA! Get it?... help me. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Scott McNeil is a loon. And for this I love him. I really don't see the appeal of this version. The paint application is globby and clashes with the plastic coloration. Rat Fink? It's BW Big Daddy. I don't care what the package says.

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