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08/11/02
Added Archadis (beast mode), AutoLauncher, Bazooka (beast), Buzzclaw (beast), Dark Eggbird, Dead End, Fractyl (beast), Hardhead, Hellscream, Lazorbeak (beast), Megatron (Ultra x4, T2 beast), Razorclaw, Retrax, Scorponok (proto), Sea Clamp, Spittor (Transmetal 2 beast), Starscream, Tarantulas (Transmetal x2), Terrorsaur (beast x2), Thrutor (beast), Tripredacus Agent, Waspinator (Transmetal x2).
04/19/02
Added Spittor (x2).
03/01/02
Added Bazooka, Scarem, Scourge, Scylla.

It's like 'Them' with PMS. Every Japanese series needs its femmy villian, I suppose. The new grabage disposal system that reallreally works! Just five easy payments of $19.99! I'm still a little dimly suprised we never got this mold in RiD... I imagine he lists to the right when he walks. How about you? Okay. ANYONE know why he's called Bazooka? Does it make a SINGLE bit of sense? He's so bright and cheerful! He's not so bright and cheerful! ... Dude. He's Sparkstalker. Souldn't this be a Sonic the Hedgehog villian? FEAR HIM! As brilliant the naming is, and as neat the alt-mode... gods, I hate this toy's transformation. Heh-heh. Gourmet. I love it. Vicious, nasty, ugly... Little peanut of death, he is. Predacon geek. Oh... Arcee... lower, lower.... You think it sucks being TRYPTICON'S bra? Try being Gigi's! They didn't even TRY to make this look like a pachycephalosaur, did they? I hear all his lines as being voiced by Meatloaf, for some reason. Just a face-color away from Lazor... Ninnyhammer! Physical sufferance is perfectly my sympathizer! Allow the undersigned to introduce YOU to it! Freaky fish-boy is coming for you. No, I'm not some dippy bird! No, I'm not going to do a Hydra beast-mode Mugshot. It's Depth Charge's juvy-hall kid brother. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Meagtron goes trick-or-treating. .... (Sound of vomiting) I don't WANT to enter the dragon. 'Scissor Boy'?! SCISSOR DAMN BOY?!?! Heh-heh. You an' me. We's gonna tango. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!! His makeup wasn't on in that last shot. Well, not so immortal, are we, chum? My eyes! The shiny chest! Aie! why am I here floating in space like this Is he Yiddish? Put him on a roof and see. Why does nobody like him? He's so huggable. Where's Ted Turner, I'm pissed off at him... Maybe you shoulda tried to move outta Shokaract's way rather than staring at him like a dog tha's been shown a card trick... Booga booga! SEEEEEEEEEEEEA PHANTOMMMMMMMM!!!! SEEEEEEEAAAA PHANTOMMMMMM!!! HE'S A PHAAAAANTOM.... OF THE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!!! Aaaah, why the hell not... He's a SMIRKER! MANGO!! He's a SMIRKER! PLUM!! McMango? A me upon you all! OPERA PARTY. SHE HAD A DAMN OPERA PARTY. Takara officialy has the most frickin' insane TF fictions. It's like bad fanfic. BEST. PUN-NAME. EVER.

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