08/11/02
Added Blot (beast mode), Bonecrusher (x2), Brawl, Camaro (x2), Carnivac (beast), Charger, Chop Shop, Cindersaur (beast), DoubleClouder, Doubledealer, Fireshot, Glide, Gutcruncher, Guzzle (beast), Hyperdrive, Krok, LeoZack, Megatron (Lava Bath, heheheheh), MetroBomb, MetroShot, Monzo, Octopunch (shell), Quake, Rairyu (shell), Road Police, Roughstuff, Runabout, Runamuck, Sandstorm, Screech, Skystalker, Slog (shell), Snapdragon, Stalker, Starscream (shell), Tailwind, Windsweeper.
04/19/02
Added Blackout, Ramjet (Mexican), altered a few others.
03/01/02
Added Abominus, Spinister.

Okay, WHOSE side am I on again? With a name like Axer and a big bike-cannon, how can one NOT be badass? Prime! Now I'll have your head! Heh. BEETLE BORG! Tired of embarrasing black? Heheheheheheh. I love that someone, in an act of trying to be 'kewl', made jerseys with 'Destron 83' on it (apparently mistakenly thinking the TF line hit in Japan the year BEFORE it did in the US, rather than a year LATER), while 'D-083' is Blot's Japanese file number... it's damn POETRY, I tell you. Dude barely ever left his shell. Didn't need to. See? This thing rocks. In that case I say it is time to use an overused expression! At least he's no longer an armpit. Megatron hits me, that means he loves me. Breakdown, shakedown, you're busted... Laugh all you want. This little bastard stopped SixKnight. Only he, Minerva and Black Zarak can make that claim. Ha ha ha. That's the kinda name that gives a guy complexes. That's the kinda FACE that gives a guy complexes. Nice, too bad they named him after the wrong kind of car... Eyuw. A bruise on wheels. Look, pick an allegiance, allright? Oooh, a kitty with a USEFUL transformation... I'm gonna be just like Slag. Then we'll be best friends and he'll invite me to his birthday party. Function: Iron Chef Look at it BURN! Blue-eared devil... Great. My team is made up of a fruit-loop and a bunch of pervy-looking druids. Thanks, Unicron. Maybe all he needs is a hug. Neener neener neener, Swoop! PBBBTHTHTHTH! Be glad I'm only showing the head shot. This thing is DAMN UGLY. At least in this mode he doesn't have a bat on his butt. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to stare at Vanquish's ass in vehicle mode.... 'Galvatron! That jet's going to crash into that tank!' 'GOOD! Maybe it'll go boom! BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!' It sucks being Trypticon's bra.... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!! Damn you, Takara. Sharkticons ripped my flesh! RIZZZZ! SOMEONE'S overcompensating... Okay now, he had a deal to sell dead Autobot bits to the JUNKIONS. He must be one HELL of a salesman. Just name him 'Gojira' And have done with it. I love how these guys took out the whole Ark. That's funny. Jurugulaaruraulaulraulaurl. What a great name. Basically it's 'evil devil'. I'm the evil twin. No, I'M the evil twin, f***er. Oh shit, Peter Graves! Okay. Why in the HELL wasn't he in G2? Ah, DeathSaurus' bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch, in new colors. Her placement on Overlord's robot mode is... interesting. Giant griffin fortress. Feh. This is Megatron before we apply his shiny coat...

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