08/12/02
Added Bonecrusher (x2), Brawl, Clench, Deluge, Road Pig, Smokescreen, Soundwave (Laser Cycle), Starscream (stealth jet).
04/19/02
Added Frenzy, Megatron (Go-Bot x2), Robot-Man Z (blue). Altered several Mugshots.
03/01/02
Added Bulletbike.

Yes, I'm evil evil evil eeeevil. You've heard of Super-Soakers? Well, he's got a Sinister-Soaker. I don't care what any number of mooks say, I do NOT think this color scheme is the inspiration for that new Landfill recolor. I can't think of any jokes to make, so I'm just going to sing 'Fish Heads' here. FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, ROLY POLY FISH HEADS. FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, EAT THEM UP, YUM! Has ANYONE seen the supposed 'black camo' version of this? I'm dubious. I'm never getting out of this plastic bubble, am I? Points for an unconventional transformation from the alt-mode... Was this supposed to sound menacing? He sounds like he should be the Decepticon Accountant. He's a sparkly-blue truck with maroon and lime green accents... from TEXAS. That's just ASKING for trouble... thing is, I think he WELCOMES it. This one was actualyl done a long time ago. I just totally FORGOT about it. Sorry. PURPLE, MAWFOCKA. Evil robots with laser swords disguised as vintage hot rods. DAMN, it don't get much better. You corner me, I might become a Scallywag! Or a Ruffian! Cheese Long Haul. Well, it's more construction-vehicle-ish than the G1 version... Ironic, isn't it that... um... I'm now a car, and Optimus is one too, and um... ironic. Yeah. Just in case you couldn't tell he was a TRANSFORMER. Gimme my blue stripes. Good thing he's Safety Yellow. Someone might get hurt. It's Prince's private jet fighter. I can't say anything snarky about him. He's got the DAMN COOLEST REALISTIC ALT-MODE IN THE ENTIRE TRANSFORMERS LINE. 'Autobot Harassment'? So what, he pennies their locker doors? Or does he just go around pinching their asses and making wolf-whistles?. He don't LOOK like a large black man carrying a heavy machine gun.... Heh. Heheheheheheheh. Sounds like the title to a Man Or Astro-Man? song. I have really begun to loathe Antex. I have been reborn... AS YOUR ENEMY! Pity this never came out. It actually looks pretty good. I think Hasbro UK and Takara were having an 'Ugliest possible color scheme' competition at this point. I REALLY wish this had come out. Finally, a Starscream to stuff up Megatron's ass. Indignity is a wonderful thing. Don't make him have you killed.

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