11/03/02
Added Cerebros, Cog, Grimlock, Mirage GT (vehicle), Optimus Primal (beast), Optimus Prime (SpyChanger), Prowl (x2).
04/19/02
Added Daytonus, Hot Shot (x2), Nightcruz, Rapid Run (x2), Scavenger, Sideways, Storm Jet. Moved Rescue Roy to the Kids' TF section.
03/01/02
Added Mirage GT, Side Swipe.

He MUST be brave to be attached to such a hideously garish body... Okay, you found me. Now you only have about 469 other steps left before you can activate Fortress Maximus. HA HA. I'M ONLY AVAILABLE IN A CONTEST. YOU RETAIL MAX OWNERS SUCK. HA HA. Crosswise, the Visible Autobot. Amazing what people pay for this who didn't buy the original version at $3... Doot do doot do doot do doot do Doot Dooooo! DAYTONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS! Yes, I agree that maybe we should do what's right and surely the turtle Gamera cannot be far behind! If only the Spychangers weren't so pointlessly boring and MacGuffiny. Jesus. I swear, this is Sunstreaker. Here is an alt-tag for which to be humorous. It's topical and wry. He should talk like Batmanuel. The seeds of the future lie buried in the past... or... your future, I guess, um... er.... I call he's a SpyChanger. Deal. Wankus is one of the greatest men on Earth. Piss off, Mahatma Ghandi. SUPER WANKUS! NASCAR Nazis. I hate these guys. Dammit, I'm sick of making jokes about transparent-plastic recolors. And there's a ton left ahead of me. Augh. Heheheh. Agent Jay-Seven The yellow makes him look like a parrot or something. Heheheh. Armada prequel character! Well, his US voice actor is a geek... His 'Horny' Tech-Spec Stat is now 11. Now you can see right through into is proverbial achy breaky heart... Better one... better two... better one... While I have no idea why this name has been applied to a motorcycle, I don't care. This version is a lot more boring than the Japanese one. Which is really only a lateral move. Easter racer, how cute, how pastel, how vomit-inducing. Are you SURE you're not Mirage?. Ah well. At least he got an interesting tech. Not often you get hotheaded tempermental good guys anymore. X-BRAWN, BABY! (whip-crack!!) SUPER X-BRAWN WITH LONGER-LASTING PROTECTION FROM RUST! (whip-crack!!) POWERFUL X-BRAWN PROTECTION FOR YOUR WINDSHIELDS AND MIRRORS, TOO! (whip-crack!!)

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